In a box?

Today, in my travels, I found this.

Box O' Whiskey Sour.

now, as if this box of whiskey sour isn't strange enough, take a loot at the back

If you can't see it, I've highlighted the part I found odd.

It says "Put 1 Jigger of whiskey and 1 Jigger of cold water in a shaker"

they were kind enough to specify (1  1/2 oz.) 

but seriously... what the fuck is a jigger?

you can dance if you want to.

So I'm not entirely sure what the message they're trying to convey here is

But I'm pretty sure it's something along the lines of "please dance to receive bacon"

my windows phone

Can I make posts from it?

If so, then take a look at what I found at FYE toda...erm yesterday

That's a Justin Bieber doll in a purple package with a "try me" hole cut right in front of his dick...what is this world coming to? 

Dear stumbleupon,

there are 2 things I can't stand more than anything else.

the first being websites that try to use you as a marketing device and fill up their sites with all sorts of tags that don't fit, then have the audacity to directly address us "HEY STUMBLERS!" etc etc.

 

however the other thing I hate, I hate more than I've ever hated in the entire world. please, for the love of god, STOP SENDING ME TO YANKO DESIGN. sure, all there stuff looks cool but I'm not interested in concept designs that will NEVER be put into production. show me cool futuristic things that are in development. I don't care about some guys idea to make a fridge out of jello if he's never going to go through with it.

that is all...

So,

If I want to be taken seriously in the blog world I'm going to need a few things.
A) I've really gotta think up an awesome name for this blog.
B) I've got to decide on a main focus for the blog as well; no one wants to read random crap, do they?
C) Something Viral. that's what every website needs.